Memorial Day Mayhem
Hey yall this is Voit. I’m the crazy haired mascot guy of Zero Gravity. You’ve always seen me everywhere at this place, and now I have a name.
So have you heard of the crazy deals we are doing for the Memorial Day festivities? All you college kids are out of school already. Alot of you guys dont have to work this whole weekend. So come kick it with us. We have two great specials going on…
First, its the All Access Thursday, this Thursday the 21st. We told you back in the day that this would probably turn into a pretty regular thing and I think we have figured it out. Its the third Thursday of every month that we are doing “All Access.” You know the routine: all access, to all rides, all day long, all for one low price, all on Thursday the 21st of May. (Thank you to all of you who have made this day a success. It’s because of yall that we are bringing it back every month. Thanks.) Remember when you buy online you get $10 off, so its only $49 online.
http://www.gojump.com/dallas-things-to-do.aspx
Can’t make it on Thursday? Don’t worry we have the other special for Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. Memorial Day weekend we are bringing back the 2 Thrillseekers for $99 Holiday Promotion. That’s right, buy 2 Thrillseekers together for a savings of almost 40 bucks.
http://www.gojump.com/dallas-things-to-do.aspx
Listen I know you probably already have a lot of plans for this Memorial Day weekend and that’s cool. I’m not saying that bungee jumping at Zero Gravity is the only thing you should do this weekend (even though its probably the coolest) but, seriously, at these prices you would be crazy not to check us out. Oh so you have family in town for the holiday? Well bring em by and let us blow their freakin minds.
